MISSION STATEMENT: For aperoner and quroner from all corners of the universe to explore strange new GOGHAKAN worlds, to seek for new neighborhoods and civilizations, to boldly squat where no one has squatted before.

Razbirat Page has started its marvellous existence in Fall 1995 when I accidentally (on purpose) posted this cartoon below on the World Wide Web. Needless to say that the Armenian WWW, which consisted at that time of only 2-3 web sites (namely, "HyeToon" and "Window To Armenia") thought the idea was cute. Now, years later this page has grown to become the most popular Armenian entertainment web site. More than thousands of Armenians and non-Armenians visit it daily, laugh and sometimes even get mad. As a tribute to the glorious days of the beginning of the Armenian Web, I decided to keep this cartoon below with all the initial comments in it. Enjoy this little artifact of our glorious history and... of course, don't forget to smile. Asem khi? Vorovhetev HAYERI DEM KHAGH CHKA!

Approximate translation of the cartoon below:
Cat: "Oh, sweet Lord Jesus, this pot was too strong for me. Gimme some Water!!!"
Stupid Dog: "What is this squattin' movement all about?"
A bearCat: "I feel high... Behold, there's a vehicle approaching!"
A BIG BEAR (probably, formerly a cop approaches them, and there they spit on a stick
(Ev aystegh nrank tketsin paytikin),

Ha, ape, es aziz txerk@ cvet valakushneri mej en, tegh@ chen berum vor ed momentin gox arj@ irants rasta galis u lriv irants kztsnuma irants ankap gaxaparneri het. Nents vor, shat churek, dzer tsavner@ tanem, te che Ashtaraki plan@ tuyn kishkaya batsum... Hankarts mek@ mi lishni ban asi, pryamoy krysakanov haskatsnum ek, vor dzer mejki hetev@ gox Arjna kangnats. U misht el vor petq eghav na kxarnvi. Nents vor Mishka-Belshka-Kravavy Tyotushka-Nivi pakrishka- stegh chlni . Cheers, 1995

For those who do not understand, the meaning of the above written is pretty simple, this means: "Ape, haskacoxn misht el k'haskana!"

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