The world according to RAZBIRAT

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
Then God created light and dark and firmament amidst the waters and dry land
On the next day God created vegetations and fish in the sea and animals on land
On the fifth day God created man after his likeness
On the sixth day God created Armenians
And on the seventh day hayere lriv hame hanetsin

New Testament by Markush, Mattush, Luko and Hovo

Blessed are rabizner for theirs is the kingdom of Razbirat
Blessed are uglavikner for they shall inherit saliva on street corners
Blessed are army dembels for they shall be handed "uvalnitelniy tuxt"
Blessed are those who persecute for no righteousness for "nobody really gives a damn about righteousness"
Blessed are police for truth is always theirs
Blessed are voenniy politia for they may walk door to door (including podvalner)
Blessed are gogher and goghakanner for the testament "thou shalt not steal" is no longer true
Blessed are plankyash uroghner for they see the other worlds beyond our comprehension
Blessed are alkash xmoghner for they are able to see what they ate 2 hours ago
Blessed are ankap tuftek for they are "mi ahavor ankap and tuftek"
Blessed are tanogh beroghner for they have an option between tanel and berel
Blessed are governmental officers for they can pronounce "hanrapetutyan ekonomikan ankayun e" without looking on papers
Blessed are you when people call you "ara chmo hla ari".. Why? Esim, blessed es eli

Moses' commandments

Thou shalt not murder - Ankap teghum piskele en chi
You shall not commit adultery - aziz ur uzum es inch uzum es ara, menk qo mejkin enk
You shall not steal - gogh linele prestizh bana.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me - Menak mi quchi goghakanin priznat ara
Remember the sabbath day - Shabat ore laaaav ora. Proshyani grill utelu orna.

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