(Nu karoche, Razbirat dlia Moskoley)

To all those who have recently found out the difference between metro "Taganskaya" and "Garegin Nzhdeh" and to all those who already own their 600th Mercedes... To all the Armenians who proudly keep their sacred rabiz culture on the embankments of Moskva Reka. Siy manuskript dlia vas!

Armenian-Russian dictionary (or vice versa)

(Zgushatsnum em: Ays eje engrkum e vorosh voch-mankakan artahaytutyunner)

• Tnashen, dzer es arnum? - Domostroitel', ruku pokupaesh'?
• Mi vakht brjov helank - S tseloy birzhoy vakhterov
• Lav, doshis mi yakrvi - Ladno, ne brosay yakor' mne na grud'
• Zheshtin merats (klarneti merats) - sokhnet po kusku metalla (sokhnet po klarnetu)
• Ekel es satani kuchum kyandrbazutyun anelu - Prishel vo dvor k satane delat' kyandrbazinstvo
• Gam dzer bakhchi bokhke goghanam - Pridu i ukradu redisku s tvoego ogoroda
• karogha gites tsnundt er erek ? - Mozhet ty vozymel, sho vechor byli imeniny tvoi?
• Jigyar, ari zasem - pechen', davay poceluyu tebya vzasos
• Masis shrjan gyugh Badrjan - derevnya Baklazhan Masisskogo rayona
• Sasuntsi Panos@ - Panos iz Sasuna
• Matagh linem kez - stanu zhertvoprinosheniem dlia tebya
• Ankap durs tal - (buklavl'no) Bessmyslenno davat' snaruzhi
• Zhiznis paravozi deme shlagbavon chdnes - ne stav' shlagbaum pered parovozom moeygo bytiya
• Ayo, makardak - Da, uroven'

  ...I naoborot

• Lomonosovskiy prospekt - Jardukitovi prospect
• Leninskie gorki - Lenini blrakner
• Ploshad' Javakharlava Neru - Larius Javakharlarius hraparak
• Park Gor'kogo - Darrrrr@ purak
• Dvorets Pavla - Poli palas (Pol=Paul, palas=palace)
• Tili-tili-bom, zagorelsia koshkin dom - Vay boz, katvi tune blvav
• Kesariu Kesarevo - Kyosayin Kyosayutyun e hasnum

Shtirlic dolgo smotrel na odnu tochku. Potom posmotrel na druguyu.
"Dvoetochie!" - podumal Shtilric

Shtirlic upal s 8-go etazha, no chudom zacepilsia za balkon.
Na sleduyushee utro chudo raspuxlo i meshalo xodit'

V lesu Shtirlic obernulsia i posmotrel nazad. Tishina. Tol'ko golubye eli.
Shtirlic povernilsia cherez minutu. Golubye uzhe ushli.

Shtirlic zalozhil nogu za nogu. Noga Zanoga zalozhil vseh ostal'nyh

Shtirlic stoyal na svoem. Eto byla lyubimaya pytka Myullera.

Shtirlic sel v taxi i skazal "Trogay!"
Taksist potrogal u udivilsia

Shtirlic vystrelil v upor. Upor upal navznich'.
Vznich' vskochil i brosilsya nautek

Shtirlic poluchil telegrammu, chto u nego rodilsia syn.
Skupaya sleza stekla po sheke sovetskogo razvedchika.
Uzhe 6 let ego ne bylo doma

Shtirlic vstal spozaranku. Pozaranku byla rumynskaya razvedchica

Myuller mchalsya na svoem "Mersedese" so skorost'yu 120 kilometrov v chas.
Ryadom s mashinoi kralsya Shtirlic, delaya vid, chto prosto progulivaetsya

Pyaniy Shtirlic vyshel iz restorana pozdno vecherom i pristal'no
oglyadel ploshad'. Ploshad' byla pusta.
Shtirlic sdelal neskol'ko neuverennyh shagov, i vdrug pochuvsvoval
sil'nyi udar v zatylok.
  - Chort! - kriknul Shtirlic, v mgnoven'e oka rasstegnul koburu, vynul
    pistolet, razvernulsya...
    Eto byl asfal't.

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